How BYU are you?
[x] You have been kissed at lease once
[_] Your first kiss was on campus
[x] You’ve had a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You lived in the dorms your freshman year
[x] You went to Homecoming or Preference
[_] You hiked the Y
[_] You’ve taken a social dance class
[x] You regularly attended FHE for at least a semester
[x] You’ve participated in Choose to Give
[_] You’ve been to Liberty Square for a party at least once
[x] You’ve driven around south of campus for at least 20 minutes trying to find a parking spot
[x] You know the cougar fight song
[x] You’ve crossed the crosswalk without using the flags or biked through a red light
[x] You’ve been to Friday Night Live
[_] You’ve performed or witnessed an act that made it onto Police Beat
[x] You’ve been on a “date” to the bell tower or duck pond (I helped build the duck pond!)
[_] You’ve been to the Bean Museum for FHE
[x] You’ve been to Divine Comedy
[x] You’ve been to International Cinema
[_] You are engaged
[x] You are married
[x] …in the temple
[_] You were previously engaged/married
[x] You have kids or are expecting kids
[x] Your birth parents are still married
[x] …in the temple
[x] You have at least three siblings
[x] You’ve taken a marriage prep or relations class
[x] You’ve taken at least one religion class that is not based on the scriptures
[x] You have slept on a couch in a restroom
[x] You have been to the BYU Creamery
[_] You have been in one of the BYU choirs
[_] You’ve been on a date to Fat Cats
[x] You have read Twilight
[x] …book 2
[x] …book 3
[x] …book 4
[x] …seen the movie
[_] …more than once
[_] You’ve waited in line at the Bookstore for the Harry Potter or Twilight book premiere
[x] You have seen The Singles Ward or Sons of Provo
[x] You have walked out of a movie you found morally reprehensible
[_] You know where the “chastity line” is
[x] You can finish the phrase “Nothing good happens after ______”
[x] You read the Daily Universe at least 3x a week
[_] …and it’s the only newspaper you read
[x] You’ve personally known someone who was reported to the Honor Code Office
[_] You’ve participated in or watched a Mr. BYU contest
[x] You’ve received personal revelation that he/she is “the one” (or been told this)
[x] …and told him/her about your revelation (or been told this)
[_] …and then they rejected you (or rejected them)
[x] You’ve been to the Nickelcade
[x] You’ve been to Classic Skating
[x] You’ve ignored your parents’ phone calls for at least 3 days
[_] …and then they called the University Police
[_] You’ve been pulled over by the University Police
[x] You watch The Office religiously
[_] You mostly wear jeans and t-shirts or plain fitted shirts
[_] You own at least 3 things from American Eagle or Hollister
[x] Your sacrament meeting is a fashion show/scam session
[_] You’ve been on a date to the Provo River
You’ve kissed in a…
[x] …campus parking lot
[x] …Provo Canyon or Squaw Peak
[x] …on temple grounds
[x] …on a couch as soon as your roommates left the room
[x] You think UVU is not a real university
[_] You hate U of U with a passion
FOR GIRLS (don’t answer if you’re a guy)
[x] You own knee-length shorts
[x] You regularly wear camisoles/undershirts for modesty reasons
[_] You are a MFHD, RMYL, Elementary Education, or Exercise Science Major
[_] Your major crush ended up dating a MFHD, RMYL, Elementary Education, or Exercise Science major
[x] You have had at least one roommate who is in hair or dental school
[x] You own The Italian Job or The Princess Bride
[x] You wear makeup at least 3x a week
[_] You do something with your hair (other than brush it/ponytail) at least 3x a week
[_] You went or plan on going on a mission
[_] …because you couldn’t get married
FOR GUYS (don’t answer if you’re a girl)
[_] You shave every (or almost every) morning
[_] You know when your hair is “too long”
[_] You know what the “divide by 2 and add 7″ dating rule is
[_] …and you follow it
[_] You’ve dated freshmen girls as a RM
[_] …when you already knew better
[_] You’ve used the phrase “On my mission…” to a girl
[_] At least 3 girls have baked cookies or meals for you
[_] You went or plan on going on a mission
[_] …because you wanted to get married
Total: 39
A: 68-77
B: 60-67
C: 53-66
D: 45-52
F: 44 or below
6 comments:
Man, this is hilarious!! I love the Nickel Arcade - it was where I received the revelation on who was the "one" thanks to a red plastic magic fish I bought with five tickets. Remember that?
I also think it is hilarious the things I didn't do. Like my ex-boyfriends never went on to date MFHD majors. They were gay instead. HA! I win??
How BYU is Steve?
I failed--I got 26. I think I would have gotten maybe half that if Amy hadn't helped me out. I guess I should have stayed in school like Mr. T told me to.
I know Steve. You were dutifully working on your art. While others of us went out and had a good time, you staid in and worked, just like your high school art teacher observed. :)
well, assuming that i count ricks as byu....i failed too. i got 26 points just like steve. if i would have only read the twilight series...
I want to do this survey--it looks funny.
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